Same Love Lyrics: When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was gay / 'Cause I could draw, my uncle was, and I kept my room straight / I told my mom, tears. Lyrics to I Wish I Was A Lesbian by Loudon Wainwright III: I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero. / I wouldn't have I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung. It shouldn't But if I was a lesbian, I wouldn't have tooo! I wish I was a.